Trader Joe's Roulette
Everyone brings one Trader Joe's item under $15, blind to a category drawn on arrival — appetizer, dessert, wine, or wild card. Plate it all, taste it all, vote for the best find. The cheapest thing usually wins, and that's the joke.
What it's for
Prove that constraints make people creative — and that the $6 bottle of Cava will beat everything.
The guest's job
Show up with one bagged TJ’s item; your category is revealed at the door.
The vote
Best find of the night — the crowd picks what they’d actually take home.
The reveal
Unmask the item and announce the price; the gap between "best" and "most expensive" is the punchline.
Food & drink spine
Whatever arrives plus a simple host-provided spread of bread and a neutral dip.
Conversation fuel
"Which TJ’s product is a legitimate life upgrade and which is a marketing scam?"
How it flops — steer around it
Five desserts, zero savory. Pre-assign categories before anyone panics at the checkout line.